Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Oh wow.

You know, My mom is a real Idiot.

Today, or, yesterday rather, Luke's, er, 'Girlfriend' [some white trash that I'm sure was using him]
broke up with him. This thing only lasted, like, 3 weeks. The bitch called like 56 times a day, twice that much on weekends. Luckily I had the phone a lot, and I remember some of the times [some of the first times] I just typed some shit in Moon Man Language and held it up to the phone. Not even considering who it might have been. lol

Anyway, so the trash broke up with him, tellin' him she was cheating on him or whatever mumbo jumbo. And of course, in this 3 weeks, he put a lot of love into this whole thing. Like, wow. lolwut.
The dumbest thing to ever do. Even at this kid's age.
So naturally he's depressed por something about it all and didn't want come to school today. Hell no. We made sure he was goin' to school.
Naturally he left the house too late and he missed the bus. Because the retard walks too slow.
So mom drove him to school AND Picked him up from school. Why? Because apparently the counselling office called her and said to Pick up Luke so he doesn't ride the bus. APPARENTLY some kids are bugging him. One of these Kids I call Fatass III [There's some other fatass and of course the original fatass]. And another kid I only get along with when Byers is around and me 'n Byers barely talk anymore so I hate this kid. So fucking much. And apparently They're bugging Luke about this girlfriend of his [not he doesn't have the girlfriend so why doesn't he just tell them and get it over with??] Of course Luke's a spineless bitchboy so he can't defend himself and so he got picked up from school.
Didn't get home till 4:48 PM. wtf.
The counselling people said to have mom make a doctor's appointment for Luke. And of course doctors don't know shit so it'll just be another fucking Walauskas diagnosed with Depression. So Typical of 'em.
[This would make me the only True Walauskas who doesn't have to take something for depression, and I plan to keep it that way. :)]

Either that or they're going to diagnose him with some learning disability thing or some bullshit just to make an excuse to write out a prescription for some unnecessary-as-fuck drug and get paid. Or send him to Talking therapy [I went through that shit, it's useless, but that's because I'm fucking headstrong, for people like me that shit's useless].
But It'd be okay for something like Luke.

What I hate about the whole thing is that me and Dad [mostly dad] have been telling mom for years to get Help for Luke. I like how the only way Mom can make a doctor's appointment is if the school administration makes her do so. So Much for "Mother Knows Best" or whatever you people say. My mom's not the smartest. Not including my dad, I'm one of the smartest Walauskas. But then Again, remember, Walauskas is just the label of the mistake she made 25 years ago. She's nothin' more than a MOTHER FUCKING BLOUGH.
I'm ashamed to have a Blough mother. Never could I be ever so proud of my Unpronounceable name. :D

To give a little examples differentiating Walauskas and Blough, Well, here,

BLOUGH:
Jean Marie Blough [My mother]: Made too many fuckin' mistakes. I'll get back to this.

Sue Blough [Haldeman]: Got knocked up when she was My fuckin' age. But miraculously it worked. Dumb Luck. Her son Christopher is like 30 somethin'. Isn't that guy my cousin or something?

David 'Butch' Blough: He..well, he's Butch. Personally my favorite of the Bloughs. He now lives off the streets of Dallas Texas and sells stolen tools. lol. He is/was a Crack addict, or I've been told this. Man, so cool!

Lita Blough: Down Syndrome.

John Blough: Has had his girlfriend Cindy for as long as I can remember. [I remember they visited me on my 3rd birthday.] Get married already, fuckers. But other than that he hasn't fucked up too badly, yet he's the youngest. So He hasn't been given enough time. lol

Danny Blough: I don't know anything about this person. That's bad enough. But I know my mom's mom, Elaine [I know the following because of my dad] Her first husband, Richard Blough, Died in 1952, Denny was the kid concieved in that time. Leo Clark Came along but Elaine never married him. That's probably what fucked mom up. as Dad would say, "Not marryin' stock"
On another note, Leo and Dad got along with each other really well. The Kubota was Leo's.

Denny Blough: Diddo to Danny.

Deb Blough [Weinshiemer]: No idea either.

That's it. Eight kids. All of 'em fucked up.

From what My dad said, Leo was great. But after Elaine died of Cancer in..uhh....19 something, Leo remarried, Uhh, I forget her name, But dad said she was a bitch. Made Leo 'Not fun anymore'.

Then after Leo died a few years later, also of Cancer, The whole Blough family basically seperated. Explaining why I barely know anything about them at all. I've only Met John, Sue, and Maybe Danny. I was real young. John's probably the one I know best.

And that's Blough. Fucked from the roots up.

Let's get to the fun shit.

WALAUSKAS:
[a.k.a the name you should probably be bowing down to. lol]

Russell John Walauskas [My father]: The youngest of the four Walauskas kids. Very smart, but At the time when he was very young they didn't see it, and took him as being very stupid. Raised Emotionally abused, and has tried to kill himself a few times. Spent 6 months in a Connecticut Jail on charges of Breaking and Entering. Dropped out of school in 10th grade when he was 16, and took in Truck driving with his Brother Raymond for a good amount of years. Has learned to be annoyed of him in that time. Married Jean Blough in October 1983, Conceived two children, separated in 2004 and Divorced in 2006. [The older child of the two, I believe Faith is her name, was all like "Fuck that."] lol. He now resides peacefully on the top of a magical mountain called Monkey. Broke his wrist in July 2007 Creating some complications that reside to this day, but he Continues to strive. :D

Raymond [middle name here] Walauskas: Lives a good life in Connecticut with a wife who smokes a lot and three kids who graduated highschool, and moved out, and one's married. :D

Randall Francis Walauskas [Thorne]: Lives a Better life traveling everywhere, works a government job and owes me 40 bucks.

Roz...Uhh. [Spelled like that??] Walauskas [Currently figuring out maiden name]: I don't know mucha bout my aunt Roz, after my grandmother died, she and Raymond and My dad don't like her that much. But there's nothing wrong as far as I know.

Raymond Walauskas [Senior]: My grandfather and last Grandparent living. I get along with him well. He's a good guy, and I can honestly say I'm gonna be sad when he kicks it.

Rosemary Walauskas [Eastwood]: I didn't know my grandmother that well, And I was always subtly angry about the damage she had done to my dad. But all in respect for raising him that way so he could raise me the way I was raised. Thank you.


Luke Walauskas: Useless Bitchboy


Faith Walauskas: God.

So far, this is all I can ay about the Ever growing Legacy that is Walauskas.






Walauskas wins. EPIC.
Anyway, Long story short This whole Luke Bullshit would affect MY LIFE too. Fuck that.
Also exlplains how stupid my mom is.

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